‘asian girls are so pretty!! i wish i was kawaii too!!’ ok White Person but are you willing to stan fr th dark skinned asian girls? hairy asian girls? fat asian girls? asian girls who do not actually fit into your rigid standards of white approved beauty and fuckability regarding fetishistic white men who want a waifu? are you even ready to acknowledge asian women who arent eastern asian?
is it really that hard to cast an asian person to play an asian character
in my opinion, anime doesn’t have race
we are all one race, the anime race
I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy
step one: prepare your vegetables
step two: wash good
step three: wash good
step four: don’t trust farmers
step five: put a little extra “you know what” in your ingredients
step six: dump the meat
step seven: measure out your meat unnecessarily precisely and then slap it in the bowl
step eight: korea does not have a system of measurements, they go by spoon
step nine: tendenize your meat; you can use a hammer or pineapple
step ten: juice is the best
step eleven: doesn’t exist
step twelve: kill the fat cell
step thirteen: practice / all of them
step fourteen: only cook if you’re feeding ten people or more
step fifteen: mushroom time
step sixteen: the chunky has to go fine / make sure you get your vitamin something
step seventeen: you need mineral; you mineral or you die
step eighteen: pound until hamburger / you must be precise
step nineteen: i just lied / throw away your tablespoons; you won’t need them
step twenty: i lied again
b: check to see if it’s sample spoon by putting it in your mouth
step twenty-one: all the other steps were not important, but every step from twenty-one on is important
step twenty-two: it’s expected that all your ingredients should eventually just mix together
step twenty-three: real sesame, none of that fake stuff
step twenty-four: and one more
step twenty-five: add MSG
b: it’s your choice
step twenty-six: doesn’t exist
step twenty-seven: everything’s a tablespoon unless it’s two tablespoons
step twenty-eight: go with your gut
step twenty-nine: onion has to have there
b; you could’ve put onion before all these other steps
step thirty: the more the garlic, the better that it is
b: good for you
step thirty-one: we unfortunately have to put a little more salt
step thirty-two: throw away half your salt
step thirty-three: i don’t know???
step thirty-four: no time to laugh
step thirty-five: put some pepper then throw it away
step thirty-six: most important: soy sauce
step thirty-seven: wash your hands
step thirty-eight: mix massage
b: don’t break the precious meat
step thirty-nine: if it turns out hamburger, that’s fine
step forty: let it marinate
step forty-one: wash your hands / need more prettier
step forty-two: you’re wrong, you’re just wrong
step forty-three: call gordon ramsay, tell him he’s wrong
step forty-four: make it about three millimeter
step forty-five: bitter the better
step forty-six: no french allowed
step forty-seven: we’re going for color / never be delicate with your vegetables
step forty-eight: high
step forty-nine: the most important step: don’t believe a word i say
step fifty: place hand in the pan to test the temperature, exactly five inches above
step fifty-one: whatever the temp was, turn it down a little bit
step fifty-two: salt brings out the sweet flavor
step fifty-three: doesn’t exist
step fifty-four: in the bowl where you mixed the carrots and bell peppers, carefully pick out the peppers
step fifty-five: cook it gently
step fifty-six: you want the crunch
step fifty-seven: don’t time it, just look at it / high heat first
step fifty-eight: check the temperature, high heat, check it with a hand in the pan, stick your face in there
step fifty-nine: you know it’s hot when your hand’s brown
step sixty: pick a random tool out of the bucket and use it to scoop the meat with / make sure your pan is thiccc
step sixty-one: make sure it sizzles like a [insert cat purr]
step sixty-two: start spooning your meat
step sixty-three: you know it’s cooking when you hear the sound
step sixty-four: impatient; dump the whole thing
step sixty-five: put a lid on it, let it do the job
step sixty-six, the “last” step: let’s make it a little prettier
step sixty-seven: “voila” is now korean
step sixty-eight: you won’t be disappointed
step sixty-nine: mom is never wrong / deny deny deny
step seventy: maybe a little more salt or soy sauce
step seventy-one: make sure your meat isn’t too thin
step seventy-two: check step seventy-one before you’ve even started this recipe
I’m Asian so I might know a thing or two about school. Here’s what I’ve got to share (and feel free to add more stuff to the list!)
This website helps you check over grammar and plagiarism and all that good shit. It costs money for the full version, but your school might have a subscription (or you can pay with a bunch of friends together so it’s really cheap, that’s what we do).
Shopping is really important (textbooks, etc) and if you enter your student e-mail, you get a FREE 6-month Amazon Prime trial! Make sure you set up a reminder on your phone to cancel the subscription before the 6 months is up. You’ll get two-day Shipping & unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Prime Video.
If you’re out having fun and cannot drive, please find your way home safely. Never go out without a backup plan or an emergency contact readily available on your phone. If all else fails, you can download Uber and get your first ride free with the code kellym9420ue.
Thank you, fellow Asian
I can’t wait till women feel safe I can’t wait till black people feel safe I can’t wait till gay and trans people feel safe I can’t wait till Muslim people feel safe I can’t wait till Hispanic people feel safe I can’t wait till Asian people feel safe I can’t wait till all minorities wake up in the morning with a sense of tranquility and security and not have to deal with fighting for a basic human right that’s been deserved upon since the beginning
Remember when the icarlies got stuck in that meet and greet. I’d be that one emo chick in the back like Shut the Fuck up Bitches That Shit Is Stupid As Fuck. Sit your Asses down and write a Fanfic or some shit.😒 They’d have to edit me out though… That’s some PG shit right there🌝✖️✖️✖️^^
I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.
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He went in expecting to find a princess, but ended up meeting a hunter.
